The ultimate attire for those whose daily routine revolves around the three essentials: eat, sleep, and research conspiracies! Picture this: a shirt that humorously captures your dedication to uncovering the truth behind every mystery, from Area 51 to Bigfoot sightings.
Our tee is the perfect conversation starter, featuring a witty design that lets the world know you're not just a casual observer – you're a full-fledged conspiracy connoisseur. Whether you're devouring theories over breakfast, dreaming of clandestine operations at night, or spending hours delving into the depths of the internet for the latest revelations, our tee is your perfect companion.
So grab your magnifying glass, dust off your tinfoil hat, and proudly wear your dedication to conspiracy research on your sleeve – literally. With our 'Conspiracy Buff' tee, you'll be turning heads and sparking discussions wherever you go. After all, who needs sleep when there are secrets to uncover?"
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
