The pinnacle of academic achievement in the world of clandestine knowledge and covert wisdom! Picture this: a shirt proudly displaying the emblem of Conspiracy University Graduate Studies, complete with an aura of mystery, a dash of skepticism, and a hint of intrigue.
Our tee is the epitome of intellectual prowess and enlightenment, perfect for graduates who have delved deep into the rabbit hole of conspiracy theory academia. Whether you're a master of decoding secret messages or a Ph.D. in uncovering hidden truths, our tee is sure to turn heads and spark conversations.
So wear your diploma with pride, flaunt your expertise in unraveling the mysteries of the universe, and let the world know that you're a proud graduate of Conspiracy University Graduate Studies. With our tee, you'll be the envy of every truth-seeker and the hero of every intellectual quest. After all, when it comes to unraveling the secrets of the cosmos, Conspiracy University Graduate Studies is where enlightenment reaches its zenith – one tee at a time!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
