The ultimate garment for graduates of the school of thought where skepticism is the major and the truth is the thesis! Picture this: a hoodie proudly displaying the emblem of Conspiracy University.
Our hoodie is the epitome of comfort and enlightenment, perfect for those late-night study sessions delving into the mysteries of the universe or for cozying up with a cup of coffee while contemplating government cover-ups. Whether you're a seasoned alumnus or a freshman just beginning your journey into the world of conspiracy theory academia, our hoodie is sure to turn heads and pique curiosity.
So wrap yourself in the warmth of knowledge, flaunt your expertise in decoding hidden messages, and let the world know that you're a proud graduate of Conspiracy University. With our hoodie, you'll be the envy of every truth-seeker and the hero of every intellectual quest. After all, when it comes to unraveling the secrets of the cosmos, Conspiracy University is where enlightenment begins – one hoodie at a time!
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
